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rupindre:

foreveralone-lyguy:

rupindre:

My dad has 84 pairs of socks

why did you count the amount of pairs of socks that your dad has

I didn’t count, he did, then he came downstairs and announced it to the entire family

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osamah:

vaporheart-archive:

Oh these pies aren’t homemade, they were made in a factory.
A bomb factory.
They’re bombs.

who the fuck thought up the plot for this episode

osamah:

vaporheart-archive:

Oh these pies aren’t homemade, they were made in a factory.

A bomb factory.

They’re bombs.

who the fuck thought up the plot for this episode

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notkatniss:

if you thought Syfy couldn’t outdo Sharknado, think again

Syfy’s newest film Ghost Shark is about a shark spirit that can appear where ever there is water

u think youre safe on a slip n slide?????

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NOOO

u think youre safe at a car wash???

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HELL NO

HOW ABOUT RAIN?????

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FUCK NO!!!!!!!!!!!

U THINK YOUR SAFE IN YOUR OWN BODY????

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YOU 80% WATER„ BITCH!!!! HELL FUCKIN NO!!!

GHOST SHARK STOPS FOR NO ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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tommyshphrd:

peter parker asking the right questions

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tyleroakley:

a thing was done and my dash did it

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barnacleboyofficial:

maljoylove:

indiscoverable:

stardustkr7:

justplainsomething:

morice:

songs that have an amazingly catchy and cool tune but really uncomfortable lyrics

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I think we’re all thinking of the same thing but don’t dare speak its name for fear of summoning it.

The-song-that-must-not-be-named

We don’t talk about it

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ARE THOSE BLURRED FUCKING LIMES

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notsuchaprettyface:

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acid-anarchism:

ny007ny:

Instead of killing an unwanted  tree , this machine makes it possible to move it to a new place instead.

woah

#HOW FUCKING COOL IS THIS THING#IT’S ALL LIKE#’GGRRRAAAAAAWWWWWWWW’#AND THE TREE IS ALL LIKE#’WHOOP!’#AND IT’S ALL LIKE SHIT YEAH GOT A TREE#this could also be used for murder.

It looks like a Transformer